People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

if i had to listen to one artist for the rest of my life it would be:,
, THE BEATLES

if i had to watch one movie for the rest of my life it would be:,
, HARD DAYS NIGHT

if i had to watch one television show for the rest of my life it would be:,
, FRIENDS

if i had to read books by one author for the rest of my life it would be books written by:,
, CHUCK PALAHNUIK